Table of Contents

Stories by category:

Funny / charming / cute

• Beach poker
• Purple Reign
• Loft party tattoos
• Hawaiian stars
• Cleopatra
• Name couples
• The apple

Is it destiny?

• Colombian boys
• The best kebabs
• The Beatles in Venice
• Women I knew I’d meet before I met them
• The brazilian tattoo

I can predict the future

• The characters in the novel
• The fox in Bermondsey

Goosebumps

• Ghosts
• Maribou State

Fucking weird

• 4 Charles Prime Rib
• Pink taser
• Carly’s credit card
• World, hold on
• Bed bugs in Croatia